kerplunk

this is when a guy is taking a piss while getting a rim job. as opposed to a plumpkin which is a BJ whilst taking a shit.

bob was peeing in the woods when susan came right up behind him & began eating his hairy ass out, aka a kerplunk.

by seaseperating January 24, 2022

Kerplunk

A Green Day album with amazing songs such as Dominated Love Slave by Tre Cool and Christie Road. The reason the name was given is because Kerplunk is the sound a dookie makes when it lands in the toilet.

Kerplunk! 💩

by UltimateDoge May 12, 2022

kerpoinkulous

a ridiculous amount of something

"you see gary? he ate a kerpoinkulous amount of snap beans last night"

by kaelenkerpoinkle October 6, 2022

Kerplunk

an act of trolling, pranking, or playing a trick on someone unsuspecting or specifically deserving

I think he deserves a kerplunk.

by theworldisoursnotyours September 5, 2024

kerploinking

when a man has a full erection, he lays on the ground and the woman jumps off of the bed onto his penis, aiming to get it in the first hole flawlessly

"Hey babe, do you wanna try kerploinking tonight? I can even pull out the stepping stool for some added height"

by 4le_xxd July 27, 2025

Kermit-kerplunk

Kermit kerplunk is boomer slang for 67

Person 1: what did you do on the weekend
Person 2: just watched some kermit-kerplunk videos
Person 1: awesome!

by tacobitch67 February 27, 2026