Kel

Kel has a big meat. Typically a freakk
And loves girls wit

Kel so freaky

by Max2223 November 20, 2023

Kel Memes

All Kel memes are cannon

-Hey what is that?
-Oh it's a Kel meme, all Kel memes are cannon

by GrilledGoat May 6, 2021

kel omor kinnie

ughhhh !!!!! go to therapy udhhghh!! !! ! ! !! stop bottling up all your shit bro its not good ahahahahah

you probably don’t even play sports like kel ugh go outside

also orange juice is disgusting stfu

kel omor kinnie???? but you’re short !!??!

that person kins kel they’re secretly emo its ok don’t hide ily

by transgenderbasil September 7, 2022

Kel Tornado

The key tornado is the immaculately timed act of planning the ejaculation with the water tornado whilst draining the bath resulting in the spiral descent of semen . Bonus points if your mum or dog is in the bath with you.

Ami: hey bro what did u do last night?
Kelman: just some drugs and pulled a cheeky Kel Tornado

by ThePussyDestroyer420 October 10, 2020

Kel Varnsen

(Seinfeld) An alias that Jerry comes up with so that he can gain access to an apartment for sale during the Puerto Rican Day Parade, so that he can watch the end of the Mets game. Art Vandelay and H.E. Pennypacker also the same scene to gain access to the apartment.

"Not Pennypacker. 'You know him?' I wish I didn't. Brace yourself, madam, for an all-out bidding war. But this time, advantage Varnsen!!!"

by matkillah April 21, 2004

Kel Varnsen

A name Jerry Seinfeld used when he answered the phone as Vandelay Industries.

Vandelay Industries, Kel Varnsen speaking. How may we help you?

by jimmy jimmie May 24, 2006

Kel'Nosh

Very cool in goa'uld.

Carter: Teal'c, look I just made a naquada generator.

Teal'c: Kel'Nosh Major Carter Kel'Nosh

by Boots Fedaykin September 26, 2009