Kardashian

n. A toxic blight on humanity.

Waste anymore money like that and you'll end up a Kardashian.

by ItsBozzie December 26, 2011

Kardashians

A messed up family that nobody really cares about except lame middle-aged women with no life.

Mike: Dude does anybody even care about the Kardashians?
George: Only your mom, dude.

by yuareyou August 05, 2012

Kardashian

A celebrity who is both worthless and meaningless.

I'd follow Kim and her husband but she is such a Kardashian.

by funguy10 May 07, 2015

Kardashian

A beautiful nobody........famous only thanks to physical attributes and free exposure via the internet.

Seems like everyday the world is in love with the latest Kardashian ....what have we become ?

by 2m8rh8r February 24, 2010

Kardashian

A family of plastic ass people who get attention almost everyday 24/7 365 days in a year. Family became famous after one daughter (Kim) released a sex tape.

Man, it's irritating to see a Kardashian!

by miiREEEE December 31, 2015

Kardashians

An oberpopularized, messed up family that nobody really gives a shit about except middle-aged women.

Mike: Does anybody really care about the Kardashians?
George: Only your mom.

by manyou August 05, 2012

Kardashian

n: a length of time equivalent to 72 days, in reference to the length of Kim Kardashian's past marriage.

"Man, it's been a Kardashian since I've started dating Kim. Do you think it's time to end it?"

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"I've only had this microwave for a Kardashian and it's already crapped out!"

by Ashton van Helsing November 08, 2011