kasam or kasmeh is a word that mostly pakistani guys say that essentially means “swear” as in swearing on something. you’ll usually hear it more often as further north as you go (mostly birmingham and bradford)
person 1: “i swear down bushra looks fucking sexy today”
person 2: “kasam but i thought she was with hasnain”
person 2: “kasam but i thought she was with hasnain”
by bundaeater123 May 18, 2024
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Despite looking like an AI-generated gangster rat, he is revered as the wealthiest and most successful export of Kosamba. His mere existence is proof that even the most chhapri soil can produce a billionaire in the making.
Despite looking like an AI-generated gangster rat, he is revered as the wealthiest and most successful export of Kosamba. His mere existence is proof that even the most chhapri soil can produce a billionaire in the making.
Bro, he just pulled up in a BMW wearing knockoff Jordans and blasting Indian mawali rap—absolute Kosamba King behavior.
by king_nik March 20, 2025
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The word aglas use when they lie when they don’t want to swear on Allah’s name. When they don’t want to be real with themselves and are conflicted in their emotions
Aman: “MOWNI KASAM I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU”
Aman (a week later) “There’s a chance we might talk in the future”
Aman (a week later) “There’s a chance we might talk in the future”
by RajSinghadingaling September 21, 2025
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