Hung jury 

One composed of well-endowed men

We have a hung jury here.

Hung jury by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

nia jury

the hottest bitch ever. everyone loves nia jury and can’t get enough of her. she’s beautiful on the inside and out and has a great heart. One of the best people you’ll ever meet. she has everything she wants, is confident and has her life set. Nia jury has beautiful ocean eyes. She loves music and sleep

Did you see nia jury? she looks amazing

Nia jury’s ass is so fat

Wow, I love nia jury’s eyes.

nia jury by ctqne fan page November 20, 2023

Thomas Jury

Huge queer with a “perfect dick”. Tends to touch his friends inappropriately in the butt and blame it on his autistic tendencies. Insanely massive perve who was caught jerking off in friend’s bathrooms at sleepovers. Needs to stop touching himself at lax. Also has the harriest asshole known to man.

Go shower bro, ur such a Thomas Jury.

Thomas Jury by GoldenOreo February 19, 2025

MasterChef jury 

A metaphorical figure representing someone who imposes strict deadlines or expectations, similar to the judges in cooking competitions like MasterChef. This inner critic pressures you to meet milestones to gain approval or freedom.

I had to reach puberty on time so my parents would eventually be comfortable relaxing screen time limits; hence my inner MasterChef jury named Renata could eventually retire, even though she had said, "You can only be on your phone for 30 minutes then go on a walk with your cat" throughout my entire life.

MasterChef jury by Emotional Cruiser July 24, 2025

Judge, Jury, and Executioner 

A commonly used idiom that refers to someone who takes on all three roles in a situation. This person not only makes decisions about guilt or innocence but also carries out the punishment themselves.

Jake: Listen here, Emma. I’m your counselor, therapist, personal shopper, life coach, and if need be, your Judge, Jury, and Executioner

Emma: Uhh... did you just say 'executioner' and 'therapist' in the same sentence?

Jake: I like to cover all bases. Keeps things interesting

Judge, Jury, and Executioner by PJ BW April 3, 2025

juryfrigging 

The practice of sleeping with as many of the attractive female jurors in large murder trials as is humanly possible whilst attempting to avoid detection or expose the deception to the jurors involved.

Johnnie Cochran was running interference as co-counsel Robert Shapiro spent three weeks furiously juryfrigging before O.J. Simpson took the stand.

juryfrigging by MadBob May 15, 2007

juryfrigging 

Like its close relative, juryrigging, this verb describes the act of being interrupted when so close to orgasm due to onanism that one must improvise a satisfactory conclusion as quickly as possible, with whatever comes to hand, as surreptitiously as possible, and with the least amount of spillage, or, failing that, embarrassment.

"My mum walked in so close to the vinegar strokes that I had no choice but to do a bit of furious juryfrigging into the hem of her skirt when she turned to yell down the stairs to my dad what a dirty wanker I was."

juryfrigging by MadBob May 29, 2007