Junk trunk psychologist

A backyard psychologist usually straight out of jail who thinks anyone that prefers the company of fit looking people rather than ppl who look like old boots and old footy’s is a sex offender and deserves to be extorted and harrassed based on their professional diagnosis. Sex offenders make them look like normal citizens so making a big deal out of a harmless situation is high in list of priorities.

I can’t find my fucking Undies and someone took a dump on my lounge room floor!

Yeh brah you got a visit from a junk trunk psychologist

by Cruciferous August 08, 2021

mexican trunk junk

Marijuana that is horrid. Mostly shake, stems and seeds, doesn't get you high, and doesn't last. Complete garbage.

I'm good on that mexican trunk junk.

by SmokeyBluntRoach November 15, 2014

junk in the trunk

the most voluptuous of all asses

shorty got some real junk in the trunk

by SebaliMotherTrucker June 17, 2024

Junk in the trunk

The presence of a large object/group of objects in your pants

Wow, Jeff has a big junk in the trunk

by BlurryFace2 December 02, 2017

Junk in the trunk

To have anal sex.

Hey Kevin did you and Stacy do the junk in the trunk last night?

by ChldshBrawlbino December 11, 2021