Junknet

n. Slang

1: the internet 2: any internet content that is an utter waste of one's time or potential productivity -- reminiscent of the 'boob tube' or 'junk food'; used with 'the'

Get off the junknet now and do some work!

I spent all morning on the junknet just checking status updates and watching funny animal videos.

Oh no! I forgot to feed the baby because I was on the junknet!

by eroombob October 14, 2009

Junebeard

The sixth month of the year, where men typically grow their beards for the entirety of the 30 days. Some men can't handle the heat of the summer and thus don't grow their beards out. They instead wait until Novembeard but real men can handle Junebeard with no problem.

Man 1 - Are you growing your beard out for Junebeard?

Man 2 - You know it!

by The Real Grizzly Man June 23, 2011

Junnep

Means to be sexual attracted to the inside of celery, you can not let the thought leave your head

"Holy shit, did you hear about Colin? He's turned into a junnep, now none of his friends will talk to him.

by Colin Eeeee July 13, 2015

junece

The name of a girl who typically has trouble not losing her v-card at a beach that just so happens to be frequently used for high school parties

"John, really? Junece? At the beach? Savage. "

by JoeSchmidt420 March 25, 2016

Junsner

Living legend.

Kanye West reminds me of Junsner.

by Junsner June 5, 2017

juneverwearie

When someone , something is coming back in June , but it’s far away so some may feel like it never

Ahyanna is coming back in juneverwearie

by Naeeenaae October 30, 2017

Junnelene

Only one word could define her "extraordinary"

Junnelene is an extraordinary lady

by Asfgmsusjdbqjjdfhwjsjd May 8, 2021