JP

Also known as Jameson by his Irish parents. He is a huge flirt, and can’t help but stare at any girl named Abigail. He thinks that tapping girls on the shoulder is flirting and making himself available, but it’s incredibly irritating. Won’t shut up about popularity when he’s with people not from school, but we all know it’s a lie. Claims he has straight A’s but he’s a C type of kid. He whispers and giggles creepily behind girl’s backs. Nasty! Least photogenic person ever...always leaves a seat open next to him on the Metro with the hopes of an Abigail, but is just denied and becomes another one of her trolling victims.

JP is a fugly bitch and should be in Mean Girls.

by Dora the Destroyer January 1, 2018

JP

short for jello penis

Lauren: Hey how was it with Nick last night?

Vanessa: Not too good, he's got a JP.

by Soup_Consumer March 10, 2022

Jp

One of the greatest simps in the universe, their names are usually John paul or John peter

Even after ruby blocked jp he asked his friend preggy to disturb her to unblock him

by ojuelegba February 7, 2020

JPS

A Jamaican slang for "how come?"

Boy: I'm not gonna be able to go clubbin' with y'all tonight.
Girl: JPS?

by swmfrddy December 21, 2012

JP

An acronym for "Jeter-Pussy". JP is the highest level of physical-attractiveness that a woman can reach. Technically speaking, JP is 2 levels higher than that of the much-coveted "Perfect 10" status. This term is in reference to All-Star Baseball player Derek Jeter, and his laundry-list of ridiculously hot sexual conquests.

"Dude, I heard you met a BOMB chick last night. On a scale of 1 to JP, how hot was she?"

"JP"

"DAAAAAAMN!!!"

by D-Roach March 3, 2009

JP

short for JEWISH PRINCESS. gets everything she wants. has alot of money. daddy buys her wot she wants.

OMG how much do u like love my new gucci watch? daddy got it for me wen we were in harrods shopping.

by amanda February 22, 2005

JP

Abreviation for JEWISH PRINCESS.
They get everything they want, normally drives a Mini Convertable They love to shop & everythings always payed for with "Daddys" money, & there never with out there D&G Sunglasses

"Have you seen that JP Over there, look shes got the new Chanel bag"

by QwertyL1 January 26, 2009