by Klaas Anker October 1, 2018
A gross combination of two off-putting words. To be a moist pair of jorts is to be a loser.
- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.
- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.
“You see that alcoholic who spends all his free time on League of Legends? What a moisty jort!”
“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”
“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”
by NathanFromChili’s August 2, 2019
Short shorts but in a jean version. Can also be when a woman cuts off jean pants leaving very short jean shorts. Denim jeans cuts into short shorts.
I was at the Fountains of Wayne concert, when a middle-aged woman in booty jorts sat down right in front of me.
by eqkfa07 July 21, 2009
The correct nickname for guys who think it's okay to wear jorts. Highly derogatory, because obviously, if you wear jorts, you've already given up on the possibility of ever getting laid.
"That kid over there is such a fag"
"Who, Captain Jorts?"
"Alex will probably never know the ways of a woman."
"Look who's talking, Captain Jorts."
"Who, Captain Jorts?"
"Alex will probably never know the ways of a woman."
"Look who's talking, Captain Jorts."
by chizhogg April 15, 2010
by Dave-Z March 16, 2016
Overalls that have had the legs cut off, thus making a pair of overall shorts. See jorts for more information.
Did you see that redneck back there wearing them o-jorts? Man, I swear his momma and daddy must have also been his aunt and uncle!
by Last Time Lord May 3, 2011
'DB Jorts' is the latest creation by 5mc2™ merging the classic denim jorts, initially born as a classic pair of denim shorts, with the actuality of longer fit denim shorts, or better known within the fashion industry nowadays as the new "Jorts". The mission was to offer a unique and versatile garment that combines the best of both styles and focuses on versatility, unicity, comfort and innovation.
By creating the first double-length jorts on the market, 5mc2™ offered a unique product that stood out from traditional jorts and longer fit denim shorts. The combination of classic denim jorts with the modern twist of a longer fit, along with the added premium hidden zipper feature, makes the DB Jorts:
ONE OF A KIND.
By creating the first double-length jorts on the market, 5mc2™ offered a unique product that stood out from traditional jorts and longer fit denim shorts. The combination of classic denim jorts with the modern twist of a longer fit, along with the added premium hidden zipper feature, makes the DB Jorts:
ONE OF A KIND.
by 5mc2.lab May 13, 2023