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International Jorts Day
A celebration of jorts occurring on the first day of spring each year. In the event the first day of spring is a weekend, jorts day can be moved to the first monday after the first day of spring, depending on local custom.
"So, like, yeah, Becky, what are you totally going to be wearing to class tomorrow?" - Becky's friend.
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting
International Jorts Day by jorts_man March 21, 2011
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Moisty Jorts
A gross combination of two off-putting words. To be a moist pair of jorts is to be a loser.
- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.
- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.
“You see that alcoholic who spends all his free time on League of Legends? What a moisty jort!”
“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”
“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”
Moisty Jorts by NathanFromChili’s August 1, 2019
jortia
A severe, possibly life-threatening disease caused by the sighting of jorts. Symptoms include burning retinas, severe nausea, homicidal thoughts, indigestion, and a dying soul.
jortia by jooooooorts! September 27, 2007
creaming my jorts
A phrase popularized on the site quotev dot com, that typically means that you're excited, find something cool etc. Its used in place of statements such as "thats so cool!" Or "they're so hot!"
creaming my jorts by gingslittlecreampie April 4, 2021
Jorthong
A person who has a dick the size of their personality… big. They have a sexy hot body that makes you want to finger yourself on the spot. Nobody is better than… Jorthong. Jorthong has a dick the size of Jupiter and will whip it out whenever so be ready
Damn did he just whip out his penis… that must be Jorthong
Omg I see that huge bulge in his pants… it must be Jorthong
Omg I see that huge bulge in his pants… it must be Jorthong