a Jordan is an amazing person all around. if you so happen to b as lucky as ME and you come across a Jordan never let go and never give up trust me it's worth it. when meeting a Jordan you may be shy even though you aren't a shy person in general. a Jordan male, tale, pale, adorkable, very nerdy at times but it's the cuteist thing ever when your Jordan starts going on and on about halo, he's funny and can be your best freind. he's the best guy you;ll evr meet in your life once you get one you'll know he's "Mr.right" he'll never let you down and will alllllways stand by your side. if by chance you get such a amazing creature don't take him for granted!! you WILL regret it. and when you do meet one don't spend 8 months being shy and to scared to run up to him in a public place and tell him how you really and truly feel. grow some balls and tell him i assure you, you will never want to be with anyone but him you will fall for within 1 to 3 days and that its you'll only want him. once one loves you theres no turning back but honestly why would you? he has very loveing arms so why run from them. just trust me when i say grab a jordan before they're all gone!
by skrillexchick August 11, 2012
A gay little boy who likes to watch cartoon porn and also likes cheese rubbed all over him by his girl freind who's name begins with J.
by J ??? June 17, 2008
a douschebag who thinks he's super cool because he gets high all the time. and he fcks over every girl he meets, or at least thinks he does, and then thinks he is as similarily cool as someone who gets high all the time for doing so.
Did you hear about the guy who has been sexually assaulting women in mall parking lots?" "Yeah, his name was Jordan something.
by mynameislisanot June 01, 2010
a young person (usually male) who aspires to become a police officer, because they have no common sense what-so-ever. Also see poser, douche, fag, fatass, pube-head, fetus, pig, bacon, pork, ham, fuzz, dumbass, idiot, dumb fuckin roomate.
Someone who thinks the lord of the rings is a true story may be a "jordan"
Man #1: Did you see the lord of the rings?
Man #2: yea that was a great movie
Man #1: yea totally historically accurate
Man #2: no its not you fucking jordan.
Man #1: Did you see the lord of the rings?
Man #2: yea that was a great movie
Man #1: yea totally historically accurate
Man #2: no its not you fucking jordan.
by Jordan Fetus April 05, 2008
by Steven Shickel May 16, 2008
boy who likes moose. obsessed with plaid. hates coffee but likes chai tea. enjoys slinkys and wants to own a cow. has three chest hairs and likes top hats.
by sshhaanniiqquuaa February 04, 2010