Jockism

An amazing religion when we obey the lord Jockiboi. One of the traditions are on February the 27th. We celebrate by drinking coca cola zero and watching jockiboi. Jockiboi can show himself in two shapes. As Jockiboi and as Joakim Lundell. Jockism is a new religion. When you are bad you go to Tylösand instead of hell.

Hey! Are you in the new religion? Its called Jockism.

by MoldyVoldy March 5, 2021

Colon Jockey

Someone who rides someone else’s Colon
To fuck someone in the asshole

The cowboy from the village people is a real colon jockey.

by BigGiantFish August 31, 2008

pickle jockey

A very flamboyant and extremely feminine gay man. Homosexual.

That dude's so gay, what a pickle jockey.

by Jerry A. September 4, 2006

camera jockey

When going for a night out, there is always one person who will take hundreds of photo's of the night and upload them onto a social networking site the next morning. Most of the photo's are utter shit being blurry or not even of the correct friend circle. However, there will usually be a good 10 photo's of the night, and having a camera jockey with you means you don't have to worry about uploading any of your own photo's onto the internet.

Camera Jockey's are also useful to take on holidays, weddings and other social events where you just cannot be arsed bringing your own camera.

Joe: "Hey man, you coming out tonight?"
Sam: "Yeah I am, you bringing a camera?"
Joe: "Nahh, don't worry about it, Sarah's coming out too."
Sam: "Ahh, good old Sarah the camera jockey."

by joe23002 March 20, 2011

Dumb Jock

A guy who believes he’s very attractive,has lots of money, and every girl want to date him but he has like 0 brain cells that function in anything other than his sport and he has no personality unless he’s boozed up

New girl: “OMG!Whos that?”
Other girl: “That’s Kyle”
New girl: “ He’s cute”

Other girl: “You don’t wanna date him honey he’s the dumb jock”

by no-I-don’t-like-you June 7, 2018

dead horse jockey

A person who continues, at length to continue on a topic that has exhausted its usefulness to the rest of the crowd, to expound and explore the dead topic.

Someone who, despite being told the topic is a "dead horse" continues to converse on that topic.

I can't believe Tim is still arguing about toothpaste with Bob, Bob agreed with him 20 minutes ago! What a dead horse Jockey.

by Darious Guile October 22, 2009

curl jockey

1. Someone who goes to the gym and only works out his biceps, triceps, delts.

2. Sometimes its a person that only works out his portions of his upper body. For example. His work out may consist of doing curls, tricep extentions and bench pressing; yet he does not squat, deadlift, dip, etc.

Look at Tony. He's such a curl jockey. I never see that guy in the cage doing squats or deadlifts for that matter.

by Nan M. November 14, 2006