John Lennon was a member of the Beatles
by Aunt Jane November 05, 2019
by Yorkselim December 03, 2010
Essentially, God.
Name: John Lennon (aka, God)
Date of Birth: October 9th, 1940
Date of Death: December 8th, 1980, by a cold heartless bastard
Cause of Death: Assassination
Associated With: The Beatles, Yoko Ono, Cynthian Lennon
R.I.P. you legend :'(
BTW Yoko is a bitch and so is anyone who denies it
Name: John Lennon (aka, God)
Date of Birth: October 9th, 1940
Date of Death: December 8th, 1980, by a cold heartless bastard
Cause of Death: Assassination
Associated With: The Beatles, Yoko Ono, Cynthian Lennon
R.I.P. you legend :'(
BTW Yoko is a bitch and so is anyone who denies it
John Lennon is obviously better-looking than Paul. I mean Paul was and still is cute, don't get me wrong, but dayum, John is just so sexy!
by TheBaetles April 14, 2015
It's true
Imagine all the people. . .
That's all he was, just one of the people. never to be raised, or praised. An icon to those without concept of self worth, an idea for followers and those of shallow mind, indeed, exactly like all celebrity.
Imagine all the people. . .
That's all he was, just one of the people. never to be raised, or praised. An icon to those without concept of self worth, an idea for followers and those of shallow mind, indeed, exactly like all celebrity.
by Augustine Splinter September 28, 2005
To be the first one of a group to fail, die, sell out, move on, etc.
ALSO
Used interchangeably with Yoko Ono; to forsake your friends, band, etc. for a woman.
ALSO
Used interchangeably with Yoko Ono; to forsake your friends, band, etc. for a woman.
We'd agreed to all stay friends after graduation, but then Eddie got a job in Tulsa and John Lennoned on us. At least he wasn't like Jim. That dude totally Yoko Ono'd with that skank Sherry.
by TrixieintheHill January 11, 2006
A self-righteous asshole who spewed childish bubble gum music and foul blasphemy that his drug-addled fans thought was groovy. Also, Mr. Peace, Love and Understanding left his wife and child for Yoko Ono whom Beatles devotees blame for the fact that the band had run its course.
If you listen to Lennon's ditty "Imagine", you'll find that by the time he's done imagining, he has imagined that nothing exists other than himself. That's the John Lennon philosophy in a nutshell. Of course I am sorry he was murdered, but his failure to rise on the third day was a fitting end.
If you listen to Lennon's ditty "Imagine", you'll find that by the time he's done imagining, he has imagined that nothing exists other than himself. That's the John Lennon philosophy in a nutshell. Of course I am sorry he was murdered, but his failure to rise on the third day was a fitting end.
John Lennon proclaimed himself and his band as "bigger than Jesus", and also predicted that "Christianity will end". Christianity is still here, Lennon is dead as a doornail.
by Canada Street's in the bldg. November 26, 2006
When someone walks in on you while you're jacking off and you turn to them, say "I'm your biggest fan," and then shoot your wad on their chest.
Last night, Sally walked in my room to get a piece of paper, and much to her chagrin, I gave her a big ole John Lennon. High five!
by Polly Purebread March 29, 2008