Jogger's Log

The condition brought about by performing strenuous physical activity with a loaded colon. Symptoms can range from acute fart pressure buildup to severe mudbutt, and in some cases, sharts.
Sorry for the half-assed performance, coach. I've got a bad case of jogger's log and might fill my britches if I don't keep a full clench.
by Tcd November 21, 2013
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Morning Jogger

A morning jogger is an absolute wet wipe of a person. Boring, predictable, annoying.
Have you heard much from Lew and Jon?

No, they have turned into morning joggers .
by WeNeedaMedic January 19, 2019
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juicy joggers

these joggers were worn by the galdem in lockdown. these were the type of girls who always wore skinny jeans and white airforces. they thought buying these joggers would make their arse look juicy so they did some chloe ting booty workouts (they gave up in the end). now that nobody wears them they have realised £70 was a rip off and that they actually looked shit. if you want to know who wore these joggers in lockdown they now wear black ribbed flares and a shoulder bag, they now also prey on the other galdem who still wear skinny jeans as they think they look better then them 😭😭
looks at us gallies we have swag with our juicy joggers let’s bring out the mirror in my bedroom to take some pictures outside to look different’ for the gram.
by sid swag June 21, 2021
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Joggers nipple

To recieve a short term iritation to the nipples by rubbing on material or carpets!
he took me from behind in the lexus and my nips rubbed so much on the seat I got joggers nipple, twat dot com!
by server room ho October 09, 2008
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Joggers nipple

to recieve iritation to the nipples from severe rubbing on a material or faberic.
He hammered me so hard in the server room I got joggers nipple off the carpets.
by hay ho October 28, 2008
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joggers and bikes

niggers and kikes
man I fucking hate joggers and bikes.
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muddy jogger

Similar to a dirty sanchez, the male removes the penis after anal sex and wipes the feces on the feet of the sexual partner.The partner then proceeds to walk, stand or rub the feces covered feet on the other partner. A mix of foot fetish and feces fetish.
"Dude, last night instead of the typical sanchez, I did the muddy jogger."
by Jagermeister989 August 15, 2007
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