jooseppi

a psycopathic motherfucker from south africa.

jooseppi hates thekov.

by jooseppi December 9, 2003

Joosey

Noun - A Cockblocker.

Adjective - Affected by unhappiness or grief; sorrowful or mournful: to feel sad cause a close friend wronged you.

Verb - When one puts down the success or fortune of others due to jealousy.

Why are you acting all joosey?

by JooseyFruit July 12, 2011

joose

Another word for juice. Usually referring to sexaul juices both male and female. Can be any good juice with a sexual overtone.

Camjoo,"She was soo hot there was camjoose everywhere"

"Come over here baby and lets share some joose"

by camjoo April 24, 2005

Joose Lipstick

The color your mouth and lips turn after drinking a Joose. A dead give away that your drunk..or getting there.

John: Woah that girls dancing crazy, you think she's drunk?
Mitch: Yeah for sure
John: How can you tell?
Mitch: Dude, just check out her Joose lipstick!

by Jo-Weezy March 27, 2009

spastic joose

stella artois, see also wife beater

Punter: pint o spastic jooce please barman.
Barman: What?
Punter: A wife beater

by tommigunn March 22, 2004

Jomosexual

a guy named joe.. who's friends just made up the name because he made up names for them

Joe: hey Handog
Hannah: shut your face Jomosexual

by HannahBrown December 16, 2008

joosed

getting fucked up on the titular energy drink like a certain Irish kid; may result in amazing dancing, and streaking.

"Oh fuck, I was so joosed last night."
"Yo, do you wanna get joosed tonite?"
"Wow that kids so joosed, hes naked behind a palm leaf."

by 1/2AZN June 9, 2009