Jizzmatron

Useful man-machine imported to a lucky lonely lady's boudoir. Aka a jizzdroid.

"We think we know the perfect bachelorette gift for solitary Martha," said Penelope, always down with the latest trends. "This dude is a regular jizzmatron. I've already placed the order."

"Covid layoffs left me without a job," said Howie the paralegal. "So I plundered the gig economy for work as a jizzdroid. Pretty sweet all around."

by Hifalutin! January 22, 2022

jizznap

The wetnap used to clean off the tip of the penis after ejaculation.

His wastebasket of jizznaps was a solitary clue to the fact that he didn't get out enough.

by JemmyNeels January 2, 2006

The Jizzinator

The act of blowing a massive load

Omg I'm the jizzinator i covered my girlfriends face in cum last night

by ThisGuy Ftw! :) June 11, 2011

Jizznackered

Fatigue and aching in rotator cuff from repetive motion. A pain so intense the shoulder is barely functional. A term used on an an assembly line at auto assembly plant.

Rusty, I gotzta go the the plant hospital my shoulder be jizznackered, Dr. Linn tell me for sure.

by cheech393 July 21, 2008

Jizznackered

Sudden pain in the rotator cup from repetitive motion. A intense shoulder pain rendering the limb usually inoperable. A term commonly used on an automobile assembly line.

Ziggy: What's the hold up Cheech?
Cheech: I think I jizznackered my shoulder pushing this pallet.
Ziggy: You better go to Urgent Care and ge that looked at.

by cheech393 October 5, 2005

Jizzlatory

A mix of the word Jizz and obligatory.

Its used when referencing to something so awsome, that it will make you cum.

Dude, the graphics in this game are Jizzlatory!

by Ally Sways January 15, 2011

Jizzational

Something that is so impressive it's just simply sensational, is jizzational.

Randomer 1: Dude, that really fit girl just gave me head, just like for no reason, she just went down on me, and like totally gave me head!
Randomer 2: aww sick, thats JIZZATIONAL

by Fat Cakes' mum May 18, 2010