Jizzed In My Pants

Someone who gets overly excited or horny and they ejaculate in their pants.

"Zack what are you making that face for? You look really horny and we are in an all boys school. Your scaring me."

"Dude I feel so good I just Jizzed In My Pants."

by Smithers john January 31, 2009

jizzle crane

term relating to and meaning penis

hey girl, how about you strip and raise my jizzle crane and we can get workin all night long

by remt October 31, 2006

Jizzle Berries

The berries connected to a man's "twig" from which jizz comes from.

I was kicked in the jizzle berries and could no longer squirt out my jizzle berry juice when aroused.

by classyguy27 December 20, 2010

Jizzle Physics

The measure or degree of physics in relation to male sexual body parts or liquid fluids that come from said body parts. While not entirely relegated to male sexual organs or the gender itself.

Sometimes it is used in response to the accurate interpretation of ejaculation.

Other times it is used in response to the physics in regards to a penis.

There are some other times it is in regards to the physics of a ball sack.

Although in can be used in other regards for other body parts and things not defined here.

Male one: "Yo check out that dude! He must have two coconut for balls."

Male two: "Yeah dude he must have great jizzle physics."

by Jizzle physics July 16, 2021

Jizzed in my pants

what happens to men when they discover bruce willis is dead at the end of sixth sense.

when i bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense i.. JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

by bagelbailey June 7, 2009

Jizzle Smack

To Cum very perfusely into your hand after massive sex with 1 or two female partner's and smacking them in the face, in domino form, left to right. Leaving a trail of jizz behind.

I totally gave sherri a Jizzle smack last night.

Shana tried to block my Jizzle Smack but my pimp hand was too strong.

by Lance Hosell June 11, 2006

Jizzed In My Pants

A song parody on Saturday Night Live and a slang term for sperming in your pants.

Example 1:
"I just ate a grape and I JIZZED, IN, MY PANTS"


Example 2:
Mike:"I just jizzed in my pants......"

Brad:" NO MAN WHY DID YOU?!"

by Brad5o5 January 31, 2009