Jizzle

(noun) An unfortunate combination of male ejaculate and feces.

(verb) When a man excretes semen and feces simultaneously.

Anyone experiencing such a disturbing occurrence should consult a doctor immediately.

Guy: "Hey bitch, I got summin kinky for you."
Girl: "Oh baby, let's do it."
Guy: "I'm going to jizzle aaaaalllll over you."
Girl: "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!"

by WHATDIDYOUJUSTSAY!? August 1, 2010

Jizzlings

from the word Jizz commonly used to refer to semen. jizzlings are that sweet aphrodisiacs made by removing the centre of a strawberry and filling it to the brim with that sweet white sticky stuff dat comes outta ur schlong and savoury it with a touch of pimp juice. hmmmm... yumyum!!.....

Gotta Love Those Jizzlings!

Make Her Cum! Buy Jizzlings! Now Available In Chocolate and Fresh Mint!

by immagirl September 22, 2004

Jizzle

1.(noun) Jizz, semen, cum, etc.
2.(verb) To jizz, to cum.
3. making fun of gangsta' talk and ebonics.

1.(noun) man that girl loves jizzle!
2. man i jizzled all over her last night
3. Fer Jizzle dawg!

by HLF April 27, 2004

Jizzle

a substance secreted when jacking off or considere in other words serm cum or the white pony

i Jizzle in my backyard with your dog

by Patt Mcgroin May 9, 2003

Jizzle

When the male semen falls as if it is drizzling rain.

In "Kinky Backyard Latino's and Mexican's: v.2" The black guy, Richard, Jizzled on them hoes.

by Ice Baby December 9, 2009

Jizzle

A slang term, that refers to Jessica

Hey Jizzle, whatz up?

by Contributer July 9, 2003

Jizzle

baby batter, goo, man milk, SPUNK!

she took a drink of my man milk.

by copernicus November 20, 2003