jizzintine

a jizzintine is a clementine that you cut a hole into and jizz in it. close it back up and freeze it and serve it as a dessert at a dinner party.

Oh-no! i Forgot to make the jizzintines for to night!!!!

by Spartacus(>'.')>69 February 26, 2010

Jizziful

A blend of 'jizz' and 'beautiful' used to describe something or someone so beautiful/sexy/awesome that they cause people to jizz ;)

Boy 1: Dayummnn that girl is jizziful!
Boy 2: *jizzes*

Girl N: arrggghhhh 'nightmare' by A7X is just jizziful!
Girl C: TISSSS! i jizzed moar than once!

by Ninetales June 18, 2010

Jizzstickle

When your body goes into a frenzy of tingles; also known as a Shiver of excitement. ;)

1. As Neno stood across the room she looked over just in time to see him raise his shirt revealing his toned Abs, she was hit hard by a Jizzstickle.

2. As she whispered sweet nothings into Richie's ear, he couldn't help but Jizzstickle.

by Richurtz August 14, 2015

Jizztyping

The act of typing while thinking, reading or looking at anything related to Robert Pattinson (a.k.a. feeding your Robsession).

I was totally jizztyping when those shirtless Rob pics showed up on the internet.

by emeseis May 28, 2009

jizztin

a septicle used for the collection of semen

girl: ewww not in my hair justin...use this jizztin!! <hands justin a glass>

by Justin Wee March 16, 2008

jizztake

the ability to pick up guys that have a tendency to cum way too early... or guys who experience premature ejaculation.

girl1: ugghhh! ron is such a jizztake. and his penis is small

girl2: yeah... a lot to expect from a star quarterback...

by getdhood February 4, 2010

jizzim babtism

When semen is shot among a womens face in large quanities.Almost so much if it was to dry it would leave a hard protective mask.

After taking April's virginity I proceeded to give her a jizzim babtism to seal the deal !

by K_ Dubb0061 June 5, 2005