jihading

The act of simulating a jihad. Thus might include an assembly of people pretaining caucasian decent. This crew of people dress up as if they are of indian decent by dressing up, dancing and talking like real jihads.This often involves bed sheets, shantis and the sounds of Bollywood. To really jihad, the assembly of caucasian people must dance around public places, thus entertaining the many curious on-lookers for an extended amount of time.

Lets do some jihading downtown tonight!

by greencosmos September 25, 2007

Jihad

Ghetto slang for an act of aggression.

I was just asking if he could spare a little cash and he done jihad my ass.

by derTeufel September 27, 2005

Jihad

Jihad as a big dick pussy destroyer charming knows how to spend money knows how to treat a girl will probably end up with a girl name Sydney great football player smart and a ladies man

Jihad is a wonderful man

by Annansjfjfkrkfkci March 12, 2017

Jihad

A believer's internal struggle to live out the Muslim faith as well as possible. The struggle to build a good Muslim society.

Hey Becky, have you seen this video? Rucka Rucka Ali: Al Qaedirection

Of course I have, I'm a Jihadi

by GrandmaDebra June 11, 2019

Jihad

a force coming to kick your ass; a revenge from somone irritable

If you don't belive me, then I'll put a Jihad on your ass.

by Connor Mason October 19, 2007

Jihad

A weekend away with the Boys and heavy drinking.

we're off to Amsterdam on a Jihad!!

by Marcus Reuben June 23, 2003

The Jihad

This is when a man unloads an inordinate amount of manjuice into another dude's beard. It works better if its a big beard, like Osama's.

Hey Tommy, yesterday I saw this homeless guy on the street with a massive beard, and I totally did The Jihad to him. None of the load hit the ground! It stayed in his beard like whipped cream in a small bush.

by jfunnybones January 10, 2009