The act of simulating a jihad. Thus might include an assembly of people pretaining caucasian decent. This crew of people dress up as if they are of indian decent by dressing up, dancing and talking like real jihads.This often involves bed sheets, shantis and the sounds of Bollywood. To really jihad, the assembly of caucasian people must dance around public places, thus entertaining the many curious on-lookers for an extended amount of time.
by greencosmos September 12, 2007
by derTeufel September 15, 2005
Jihad as a big dick pussy destroyer charming knows how to spend money knows how to treat a girl will probably end up with a girl name Sydney great football player smart and a ladies man
by Annansjfjfkrkfkci March 12, 2017
A believer's internal struggle to live out the Muslim faith as well as possible. The struggle to build a good Muslim society.
by GrandmaDebra June 12, 2019
by Connor Mason October 02, 2007
we're off to Amsterdam on a Jihad!!
by Marcus Reuben June 23, 2003
This is when a man unloads an inordinate amount of manjuice into another dude's beard. It works better if its a big beard, like Osama's.
Hey Tommy, yesterday I saw this homeless guy on the street with a massive beard, and I totally did The Jihad to him. None of the load hit the ground! It stayed in his beard like whipped cream in a small bush.
by jfunnybones January 25, 2008