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stroking the jetpack

Obviously this is referring to stroking your penis aka masturbating.

aggressive foreplay

jerking off on a airplane (3 mile high solo club)
defining, "stroking the jetpack." "i was stroking my jetpack while the hot gym teacher was inside her office.

ahhhh god damn dudeee thats grossss."
by TheRea_ist August 18, 2024
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Jetpack Buttcrack

The jetpack that is so strong it cracks your butt
Holy shit! That jetpack buttcrack really cracked his ass and went in his ass cheeks
by little_man_with_hands October 28, 2022
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the Jetpack

Being the big spoon with a taller girl and releasing flatulence in the process
I‘ve had Taco Bell today, can I be the Jetpack later, Honey?
by EnriqueJVR May 20, 2022
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Jetpack Lineback

The middle linebacker in Madden who always jumps 10 feet vertically to swat down a pass.
CRAP! Jetpack Linebacker just picked me off!
by MIsForMaverick October 9, 2012
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Jetpack Top

A shorter-than-average gay man who prefers to top instead of bottom. Comes from spooning, where the short guy is the "big spoon" to a taller partner.
"Isn't jake 5'6"? I thought he was a bottom."
"No, he's a jetpack top."
by mmetz April 2, 2025
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jetpack joyride

when a woman is the big spoon (AKA jetpack) and is jerking his meat (AKA joyride)
“Hey baby, can I have a jetpack joyride tonight before bed?”
by wonky tonk March 19, 2025
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Jetpacking

Fucking a tubby girl's backfat while she brings her arms in and flexes her lats (AKA jetpack position).
Emma bragged to her classmates that Wyatt had a good time jetpacking her in a tree house last evening.
by NastyN8Dawg June 10, 2021
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