Jerked Up

The amount of whatever fluid you excrete during jerking off or jerking in general.

I jerked up a whole shot glass full of sperm!

She couldn't believe how much I jerked up on her...

by Box Johnson June 23, 2010

Jerred

A great and handsome leader who's objective in life is to persue his dreams and become the man he has been called to be, Aloso having a lot of chips ,having dumb fits,very attractive,very athletic, being solid on weirdos,And throwing up after seeing ugly trends.

Hey there goes the one and only gurber jerred.

by Jerred hills March 13, 2017

Shaking like a half jerked-off dog

A person who is extremely hung over after a night of heavy drinking.

I woke up this morning and was shaking like a half jerked-off dog, shouldn't of had that last shooter!

by MichaelKB December 13, 2005

jered

indescribable. not in the good way.

"who does that with a sausage roll. thats so jered"

by lizz<3 November 20, 2006

Jerred<3

Jerred is someone you DO NOT want to lose. He is the most caring guy you will ever meet. He listens to whatever you have to say, be it funny, serious or just completely random. He is smart, cute, funny, strong, athletic, caring, and over all such a loveable person with not a single flaw. Perfect in the eyes of many. He is so strong, mentally and physically. He goes though really rough things that other people could never handle, but he does and he doesn't let a single thing affect him.

Jerred is super cute you could just look at him all day and never get bored. Even with the slightest smile or smirk he will melt your heart until you're nothing but a puddle on the ground. And when he barely glances at you, you get an instant sensation of butterflies.

Even if you aren't dating Jerred, he consumes all of your thoughts until all you can think about is him. No one in the world can compare to him, he is so special. One of a kind.

Just perfect<3.

No one can compare to him, he is Jerred<3.

by "A" Nobody9 June 18, 2019

Dirty Jered

A serious, lovemaking act. After a session of passionate intercourse, the male partner kneels down on all fours. The female assumes a position behind the male as if going to eat his brown-starfish. The male then releases his flatulence (fart) in the females face, she then proceeds to eat the Dingleberry(s) off the male for sheer erotic enjoyment.

"Give 'em Da Dirty Jered"

by Carlos December 6, 2003

jerked off

The act of Jerking somebody off... sexual

this one's for you Melissa!

Daniel jerked some guy off! (ewww)

by D January 15, 2005