Jeebus

Jeebus was born over 2000 years ago and started the religion of Crustianity. Jeebus Crust is the son of Gosh and part of the Holy 3-Some (or Ménage à Trois). Jeebus was born to Bloody Mary, a virgin, by a miracle of the Spirit of Truthiness. The Holy Babble gives an account of an angel visiting Bloody Mary to tell her that she was chosen to bare the Son of Gosh.

Jeebus Crust is the savior of the one and only true religion, Crustianity.

by Spirit of Truthiness November 24, 2007

Jeezum

A word that expressed your suprise or anger. Much like, "Jesus!" but way cooler.

*touches someones computer*
"NO! JEEZUM!"

by Gooben Niggersuck May 6, 2010

jeebus

Not homer originally, this word dates back to the late 1800's as a way of saying jesus without actually taking the name in vain.
similar to words like jeepers creepers, jeebus is also a form of pronunciation.

Sorry folks Matt G. is not the originator of all. He merely recycles pop culture into a half hour show.

similar to words like jeepers creepers, jeebus is also a form of pronunciation.

"Lawd help us jeebus!"

"Gawd allmitey"

by Pete Prisco October 4, 2005

jeezum

a good way of avoiding saying jesus in front of religous people or to express alarm or surprise.

jeezum! look at that guy! hes huge!

by bertos July 30, 2008

Black Jeesus

Sometimes thought of as Morgan Freeman. While Morgan Freeman may be god, he is not Black Jeesus, that would be his son, Denzel Washington.

Yes, I guess Denzel Washington, Black Jeesus, is Jewish.

by Worgen Freeman November 30, 2010

jeezuz

a wonderful streak of good luck ending with horrible bad luck.

that looks like good coffee! *finds $5 on the floor pays for coffee and spills it..*JEEZUZ!

by supasam104 January 28, 2009

jeezum crow

a special way to say "oh my god"

Mephisto: jeezum crow, what a large missile.

by mephisto May 30, 2003