Jeeves

Name of butler in any rich person's house.

If you name your son Jeeves, he will be doomed to a future of butlery.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 6, 2003

Jeezer

slang regarding Jesus Christ.

Jeezer will pwn j00!

you need Jeezer...

by ZeppelinManiac October 18, 2008

jewce

the juice that jewish people drink

joseph- ive never had such an amazing drink made by our people. the Jewish people.

mary- yeah! that was one amazing glass of jewce!

by mypseudonymisasecret November 10, 2009

ask jeeves

The lamest Search Engine Ever. The commercials tell you that typing in a question will give you an answer.

All it is is a search engine, like Google, and Yahho (Except 6000 times worse) and does NOT give you answers, merely search results.

Me: *types in* Where can I find 10 hour long porn movies?

Ask.com: 1st Result A Brief History on movies at the cinema!

Me: Why can't Ask.com implode?

Ask.com: 1st Result 10 HOUR Pr0n DVD'Z 4 DOwnloaDINg LOLZ!!!11

Me: Ah.. I think i'm gonna go use Google now...

by Cloud November 27, 2004

Jeeker

A person that is horribly annoying. Also can be known as a geeky jerk.

A person that derives pleasure from tormenting others.

A person that will go out of their way to bother you.

John is such a jeeker. He has been aggravating me all day!

by cheezegirl May 14, 2009

jeepers

Oldschool Word For Excitement. Similar in use to "golly" and "gee willikers"

Jeepers, thats a large box of ants!

by Gmc14 (Dooshsta) March 31, 2003

jeepers creepers

The name of a song sung by the great Louis Armstrong.

Also a horror movie.

Jeepers creepers, where'd you get those peepers, jeepers creepers, where'd you get those eyes...

by Taradactyl January 3, 2004