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jizzmonkey

A person who skulks with intent and has a suspicious look about him. Often seen chancing his arm. Bodily posture likened to the meerkat.
"Look at that Jizzmonkey, hanging around, waiting for his chance to skulk in"
by Gareth Duignan February 13, 2007
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Jazzmin

Really short, cute, and smart. She's got a smart mouth but you can't help but love that part of her. She's funny and acts like shes tough, but if you're close enough to her she's pretty fragile. She's an honest person to herself and to others. Jazzmin has a lot of trust in people but don't take advantage of that or it'll be really hard to earn back.
That girl right there is better than any other, she has to be a Jazzmin!
by THE.ZEE January 30, 2018
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jizzmop

An article of cloth or clothing that one uses to clean up his load.
Hey baby pass me that jizzmop and I'll clean off your back.
by jdk929 December 28, 2005
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jizzmonger

1. A devourer of jizz (semen).

2. A demonic monster much like an incubus that rather than devouring young children devours jizz.
You jizzmonger, stop fucking sucking my jizz out.
by Daniel, Joe, Andrew August 2, 2003
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Jazzminge

A true goddess, one in which loves to have it up the bum. Or squat on a penis. She loves to play with her nu nu, in return for a damn good seeing to.
Man, have you had a night with that Jazzminge? What a babe.
by willchode August 24, 2009
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jizzmonger

A person who sells ejaculate as a profession. Jizzmongers are licensed to operate under the authority of the local Jizz Lord, although some jizzmongers flaunt the regulations and sell on the black market. This is a serious crime punishable by death.
I'm going to the jizzmonger to pick up some spunk.
by Gaw910 September 9, 2016
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Jazzmen

An sweet and innocent girl. She is shy but has a lot of friends. U can tell her anything, but be careful Jazzmen can be rude despite her kindness she can be very rude know matter what. Other then that Jazzmen can be a good friend. Jazzmen is a smart, and beautiful girl/women. Gets straight A's and is very confident. Keep Jazzmen in your life because you will regret not having her.
Peter:did u see what jazzmen did

Penny:yeah

Peter:she got straight A's

Penny:dang
by Cottenrottencandy May 11, 2018
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