Pulling A Jarred

To exclusively go after women that weigh at least 265 or more and then justify it by say "Man she has a website, shes a model I had to do it"

Last night Bob was so drunk at the club he was Pulling A Jarred. He was saying to women "If she doesn't weigh at least 265 and smell like a quarter pounder, then there is no way Im gonna pound her"

by Jarred Hale April 3, 2011

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pull a jarred

Dressing casual or throwing on whatever you can find for an important event

"I have to pull a jarred for the sweet 16 cause I have nothing to wear"
"Please don't pull a jarred for my wedding"

by Top Ramen Lover May 13, 2017

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Jarrell

A cute guy with hot lips, a good kisser. A man you can always trust, very responsible. He is passionate towards the things he do, one of the good man on earth that every women needs.

Oh Jarrell treats her girl very well. I can say he's one of the good guys.

by carbonica January 1, 2012

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A musty muslim with a fascination with tiny chat, finding the girls with little to none for bankroll, guy in the strip club eating breakfast, 9 years in a community college. Can be found typically outside of your local arby's and the club at 12am with 9-10 other individuals with just as much grease and cologne in the club as a sid burns individual would to cover up over having a shower

taxi driver immigants jardoo is thirsty tinychat dirtbag 36 years old jardoo to all please guys 5 minutes! guys just five!

by Leightonmeestr November 25, 2011

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Jarod

Jarod is a guy that you can fall in love with almost instantly. He is super funny and always making people laugh with his lame jokes or silly stories. Sometimes, you aren't looking for a laugh, well Jarod is the type of guy that can make you feel like the most important person in the world, or he can be your shoulder to cry on. No matter what the situation or the problem, he is there to help. Jarod is absolutely perfect, in every way. He puts himself down a bit, like when he says he sucks at image editing, but we all know he rocks at it. He is great at everything he does, and he is going to go on in life the be the most successful person you know. Sure he could call or text more, but he is too busy sharing his amazingness with the world...

Jacob: You really like him, don't you Tori?
Tori: Of course, I love Jarod with every bit of my being!

by ToriWhat September 3, 2012

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