Jacob Sartorius 

a stupid 13 year old that is rich because his parents sued a condom factory because the condom didnt work. Nicknamed Jacob Saggytits

Guy1: Have you listened to Jacob Sartorius?
Guy2: Yes, it is horrible.
Guy1: Agreed

Jacob Sartorius by MrDylanyay July 13, 2016

jacob sartorius 

Acts like he is 16, but really he is a fetus. Thinks he is a "musician" and "songwriter" when all he can come up with in a song is a dirty unwashed sweatshirt.

You are being a big jacob sartorius, chill fam

jacob sartorius by okmiscshrews May 20, 2016

Jacob Sartorius 

Talentless little boy with elf ears who thinks he can sing but sounds like a dying cow.

Omg you are such a little Jacob Sartorius

Jacob Sartorius by Big.goth.titty.slayer August 2, 2018

Jacob Sartorius 

The most vile creature to exist. Just one look at him and you want to drink bleach.

Person 1: oh my god did you see that guy over there!
Person 2: Yeah and omg what a Jacob Sartorius, gross.

Jacob Sartorius by Gross stay away May 18, 2016

Jacob Sartorius 

GAY AS FUCK! And very cringe wothery so you should stay at least 15 to 20 feet away at all times

Jacob Sartorius can be kinda gay at times.

Jacob Sartorius by James Stiltonn June 23, 2017

Jacob Sartorius 

Aka, Jacob Saggytits. He is hell. A gift from satan to let us all know that murder is sadly illegal, he is testing us🤔

"You know Ty? Total fucking Jacob Sartorius. Acts just like him."

Jacob Sartorius by Dnce gvin dnce May 30, 2016

The Jacob satorius 

After you had a shit w/o wipe you shove the earbuds in your anus for 30 seconds and put them in your ears and listen to any Jacob satorius song. If you don't last 5 minutes you lick the shit off the headphones

He lost in a bet so he had to do the Jacob satorius

The Jacob satorius by Pigdick December 2, 2016