Jack Whack

The new Joe Blow

Smart-Ass 1: In case you're average Joe Blow walks in-
Smart-Ass 2: Paired with Jack Whack?
SA 1: What?
SA 2: You know, Joe Blow's friend. Jack Whack!

by DJ Wicky Wazz September 26, 2010

Jacksmack

Your bestfriend that isn’t friends with all your other bestfriends but is still kewl. Watches a lot of kpop though, he likes twice. ;) ;-;

OMg it’s motherfucking Jacksmack *faints* *gets spit on*

by JACKALOU'S FAKE FRIEND August 29, 2018

JackJack

A little piece of crap (usually Asian) that is very short and likes to eat cats.

JackJack is a piece of crap.

by Jackeiwjejciis January 10, 2019

Jacksmack

To talk smack to someone in a jackass-y way

don't be talking jacksmack to me, asshole!

by PyroPenguin December 1, 2003

jackphuck

demeaning: somewhere between a jack-off and a phuckstick

Randy is such a jackphuck when he posts crap like that.

by dingoeatmybaby September 7, 2008

jackphuck

demeaning: somewhere between a jack-off and a phuckstick. Variant of jackfuck used to avoid certain filters.

Randy is such a jackphuck when he posts crap like that.

by dingoatemybaby September 8, 2008

Jackarack

When one preforms a handjob with a devious secret plan to rack (or hit) a male's testicles.

(Jackarack could also be understood as false hope)

Man I finally got a handjob from that one girl but when I was least expecting it she JACKARACKED me. I nearly threw up.

by Akire February 17, 2013