jacksta

cock.........

im jacksta ladida im a cock

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

Jackstrawed

A lethargic,lazy condition brought on by eating too much Jack Straw's Pizza. Often occurs in an office or classroom setting.

"John was found jackstrawed and snoring in his office after enjoying a large lunch at Jack Straw's Pizza in Wheaton Illinois."

by Sam Hood March 30, 2008

Jacksnap

A combination jackoff session, snack, then a nap. Usually in that order.

Sally Balls: It's 5pm, you're still in your robe?
Tony: It's my day off. Been jacksnappin' all day.
Sally Balls: Must be nice.

by An Axe To Grind April 25, 2013

jackstreet

some wear a person who suck has to go.

when ingrid fsay some thing stupid

by Sergio Sanchez - Real Bad Boy Killaz March 22, 2005

Jacksterback

A flashback you have while jerking off. This experience could have occurred years ago or the day or masterbation.

Damn I just had a jacksterback of my co workers phat ass

by MattypFaps July 6, 2018

Jackstrapolate

A portmanteau of “jack off” and “extrapolate.” The opposite of "jerkterpolate."

To imagine what an attractive younger woman will look like once she hits her prime, for purposes of masturbation.

Me: “Yo, check out that chick over there.”
Him: “Yo, but she’s too young!”
Me: “Don’t worry! I jackstrapolated her age. I’m gonna whack off to what she’ll look like in a few years.”

by Deez Leeemz September 10, 2020

jackstoner

A person who gets stoned all the time

He is such a jackstoner

by Jackstonerrr September 16, 2020