Jackmonkeyfuck

All access term for masturbation, a boner, an orgasm, or ejaculation. (Male or Female term)

Bob got an epic boner in class so he had to crawl into his locker and jackmonkeyfuck.

(Or: Bob got an epic jackmonkeyfuck in class so he had to crawl into his locker and masturbate.)

Her mom is too fat to get any, so she spends all day jackmonkeyfucking.

He told me he got a hot slut last night and jackmonkeyfucked all over her face.

I watched my girlfriend jackmonkeyfuck last night.

by Zadion October 23, 2009

Jackmo

The discription of a large male that Faps more than average.

My dad's a real Jackmo.

by Vert Dozer December 4, 2003

jackmove

when one rushes to obtain another's want or need resulting in a victim's loss of power, position, or possession

Guy#1: FINALLY! That line was long as fuck...
Guy#2: *cuts in line* two tickets please.
*SOLD OUT*

Guy#1: *yellow light* I could make it...
::Guy#1 gets cut off and brakes for the red::
Guy#2: whew... almost didn't make that light...
Guy#3: (passenger) HAHAHA! What a JACKMOVE!

by Patrick Jimenez December 26, 2005

jackmove

To steal or to take
Usually said after the action

Person 1: Hey my wallet is gone!
Person 2: Jackmove nigga!

by Raif December 21, 2004

jackmole

An imature, obnoixus , fool that hangs around public areas causing problems.(first identified at the Euegene , Oregon downtown bus station.)

1) Stay away from the library , 'cause the JACKMOLES will spange you !

by JOOOOOOOOOOSE January 16, 2010

jackoolito

A boy who is fond of masturbating.
(suffix -ito means "small")

I wanna be a jackoolito, yay!!

by Morbz January 15, 2009

Jackmook

lacking common sense or being a complete numbskull. Actions portraying that of a mook and jackass.

Ja Rule talkin smack about 50 cent. . . Ja rule would be considered a Jackmook.

by tyler TNT February 16, 2004