JackMonkey

1. An unfathomable moron
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.

I tried to teach that JackMonkey to tie his shoes but all he managed to do was get his fingers stuck in knots.

by JM Delif May 20, 2007

jackwang

An ignorant hillbilly who is incompetent, lazy, half-assed & dim-witted in their work efforts but they think of themselves as great

Tim is a freaking jackwang. He completely screwed that deal up and he doesn't know what the hell he's talking about.

by NeverQu1t June 24, 2017

jackhang

Masturbating while simultaneously hanging yourself.

David Carradine died while jackhanging himself, as he was found in a closet wearing women's lingerie suspended from the coat rod by a belt fastened around his neck. Whether he finished or not is unknown.

by Juan Diesel April 18, 2023

jickman

A jicky-jack, douchebag-type person. A fuck-around jerkoff.

That guy's such a jickman - I caught him playing pocket pool while he was ogling the waitress at Outback.

by assymouth August 24, 2009

jackmanifoldsussywhoppa

The best fan page ever

Amazing fan page 😊
Also a big jack manifold Stan

Jackmanifoldsussywhoppa is an amazing fan page did you know??!!

by Bentoboxchairsofaoven September 3, 2021

jackomaniac

Somebody who is obsessed with jacking off on somebody.

Todd: I've been fucking pussy and ass everyday for the past month! I just can't get enough of it!

Dean: That's unhealthy. What are you, a jackomaniac?

by dabmaster101 May 28, 2016

Jacklanderseedes

Jacklanderseedes (Jack-lander-see-these) is a rare kind of emerald usually found in central park.

I found Jacklanderseedes!

by GokuAnanta_SSJB April 24, 2020