jackatard

A user who is convinced computer viruses are transmitted only over hard line connections.

I told that jackatard he is not getting the wifi password, there are patch cables provided on the table.

by The Decorator May 10, 2018

Jacktard

A person who's level of jackass-ness is at such a level that they are socially retarded.

My coworker is such a jacktard when he butts in to every freaking conversation on our floor.

by youyour mama July 25, 2018

jacktardian

Related to being or acting like a jackass retard.

Don't be a jacktardian ass clown and do something really stupid.

by TazTalksYouListen September 17, 2019

Jaketard

A tubby, cookie eating son of a bitch. Prone to gorging himself on $1 Tacos on Taco Tuesday, complaining about how sick he feels, and promptly blowing out his o-ring in the office restroom. Gloriously oblivious to the fact that he's dumb as a shit sandwich. So dumb, in fact, that a Jaketard blurs the lines between deliberate obfuscation and just being helplessly fucking stupid.

Jesus, some Jaketard blew out stall #3, thank god I don't have to clean that up. Fuck me, who ate all the cookies?

by Snorklefarm May 5, 2020

Jacktard

When your friend is being both a retard and a jack ass.

Bob told Bill to stop acting like a Jacktard at the pool.

by NotSoQuietWyatt July 18, 2020

Jacktard

A person who is incredibly stupid but it's also a jack person.

He's really a jacktard, but is funny

by mz_25 August 27, 2022

Jacknard

One who acts like a jack-ass without regard for common sense

When Jack grabbed the exposed electrical wire that he had exposed himself, he was shocked. Jack's friend was watching and Jack blamed him cursing and yelling. Jack was being a JACKNARD.

by RUFFDZ September 19, 2011