Geriatric Jagaloon

A fag who is fucking incapable of any fucking thing he or she tries. Completely loves penguins to suck their dick and is gay as a queer.

John: where the fuck is Alex?
Derek: that geriatric jagaloon problably got lost in his own shit.

by Dan makes people blow February 22, 2018

Jackathon

Where you see how much you can jack off in one day before you can't get an erection anymore.

Hey Ryan wanna do a jackathon?
Me: Fuck yea, I'll be sure to stay stiff the whole time

by ItsMaybeEthernet March 27, 2015

Jackajoo

When, in school, you find some tissue paper then wet it then throw it at the ceiling. Then it later falls down on someones head.

"Aww man, i just got Jackajoo'd"

"LOL, i just Jackajoo'd that guy."

"That guys about to have a Jackajoo on his head."

"Hey man, is that like some bird shit?"
"No, it's a Jackajoo."

by Michael James Taylor July 19, 2009

Jackaline

Jackaline: She Is Quiet around people, but is more talktive with people she is comfortable with. She dislikes it when people pronounce the "E" in the end of her name instead of pronouncing it, "LIN". She is the most amazing person you will EVER meet. She is so down to earth and very insecure. She doesn't need to be. She's very beautiful, very funny, and very shy.

girl1:"Did you see Jackaline today?"
girl2:"Yes, she's so beautiful, but she never talks, do you know why?"
girl1:"I have no clue!"

by pawsupfor-jamey December 5, 2011

jackalynn

The most beautiful amazing name in the history of the world and its realy great and is a really sexy name

hey jackalynn your sexy!

by bubblesfolife May 3, 2011

Jackaroni n' cheese

The act of putting one's penis into a medium to large bowl or pot of macaroni and cheese and then ejaculating.

Stacy: Did you hear what Kyle did?
Megan: No, What?
Stacy: He had a jackaroni n' cheese!
Megan: No way!

by Lonely_Bigcock August 9, 2013

Jackaroo

A shit box 4wd that suck balls

That jackaroo is a heap of fucking shit

by Atalalakaka September 30, 2015