Jack That Pig

Jack that pig is used to enlighten success. Anytime you have accomplished something you can use jack that pig in an excited, manly voice to let people know. See it used in a sentence for further clarification.

I really gave that girl some good sex last night, I really know how to jack that pig!

by Teamcletus November 23, 2018

Jack Take

An opinion so bad about something it goes beyond an L take.

Will: yo, Jack said that battlefield 2042 is “fun”.
Frank: wow thats such a Jack Take.

by Semper-S3XY May 20, 2023

Jack Thompson

An anti-gaming activist known for his participation in the recent rating change of the game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, and his statements that The Sims 2 included graphic sex and nudity.

Within a few weeks, Jack Thompson will have failed his task, and faded from the memories of everyone.

by Anonymous July 24, 2008

jack thompson

kind of an ass, likes little girls, wipes his ass on the first ammendment, probably hates black people.

that jack thompson sure is an ass

by bryce13950 August 26, 2008

jack thornton

A heartless man who has no care for anyone else around him. He is a complete dick head and will definitely rape someone in his future

Wow he's a complete jack Thornton

by Camoman November 23, 2016

I'd Jack That

When you express your desire to steal a nice-looking car. Similar to "I'd Tap That".

"Damn, I'd jack that Phantom"

by SsSaAaMmMii March 25, 2009

Jack Tripper Syndrome

A situation in which two or more parties believe to have a mutual understanding of the subject matter, but unknowingly are addressing two independent thoughts or conclusions.

Direct from Three's Company:

Mr. Furley is suffering from Jack Tripper Syndrome and is standing outside the bathroom and eavesdropping while Jack and Chrissy are installing a shower curtain.

Jack Tripper: Okay, Chrissy, I'll get in the tub with you, then we can get it on.
Chrissy: Get next to me, I'll show you what to do.
Jack Tripper: This isn't exactly the first time I've ever done this.
Chrissy: Maybe so, but girls are better at this than boys.
Jack Tripper: Come on, Chrissy. A little less talk and a little more action, okay?
Chrissy: Okay, you do your part and I'll do mine. I don't think it'll reach!
Jack Tripper: Of course not, you've got to unfold it first!

by Andrew Rakaczki November 8, 2007