Jackoff Shower

The act of using a shower as an exuse when you are with a crowd when you feel the irresistable need to jackoff.

The movie made Hunter so horny but he was with Canaan and Joey, so he took a jackoff shower.

by Che Guavera August 7, 2011

jackowski

a very tallented man who knows everything

jackowski is the main man

by trailerking2014 February 13, 2014

Jachary

The ship name Jachary is a bromance ship between two members of Why Don't We, Zach Herron and Jack Avery, in an interview, Jack says that it isn't real, but we just keep doing more funny poses, and Zach says "but yeah I love Jack", then Jack is just quite the rest of the time they are talking about it with Zach talking and saying again "I just love Jack a lot", and he put his hand on Jack's lap, then Corbyn says "Jachary isn't real it's just a really good friendship".

I'm sorry but Jachary is so real, it is the cutest ship ever.

Jack: "Aww Zach you look so cute"

Jachary: *walks over to each other and hug each other*
Limelights: *screaming*

Zach: *talking to a fan*
Jack: "This is my man don't take him" *puts an arm around Zach*, "can we beat her up for me"
Zach: *chuckles* N-no.

Zach: *has his arms around Jack's neck* *kisses Jack's neck*
Someone: *pulls Zach away*
Zach: Ahh

by Kmoller17 June 19, 2020

Jacko the Ripper

A complete dullard of a civil servant whose boring, grandadesque demeanour was the perfect mask for his other life of demented serial killer. By day a sober individual struggling to understand farmland maps, always an uphill struggle destined to end in sheer bafflement and a well-disguised simmering of resentment; by night a machete-wielding maniac intent on spilling blood by the hogshead.

Is that Chris over there, butchering a prostitute?

Who the fuck's Chris? That's Jacko the Ripper!

by unnatural england August 15, 2009

Jackolicious

The state of a drink when it has been "improved" by the addition of any whiskey product.

The game totally sucked until I got my jackolicious on.

by d^_^b February 27, 2008

Jache

💫Barbat💫 fictional cu par brunet si cu probleme emotionale dar sexy

Cum il cheama pe iubitul tau?
Jache!
Omege! Eram sigura

by Scârba April 17, 2022

jackoff sock

A sock for which the male humanoid ejaculates into when masturbating

When the contractors came over to work on my house they accidentally found my jackoff sock cuz' I forgot to hide it.

by me.....)()( March 26, 2008