iToilet

The "iToilet" is a prototype for a new range of "iPod white" toilets soon to be released from Apple. The famous "click wheel" that the "iPod" is known for will be placed on the top of the toilet and users can select the strength of their flush. The "iToilet" boasts a PooPoo viewer and Anti-skid. It features WiFi and can download, what Apple calls, "Song Flushes" which will turn on a popular song when you flush. A song that's found it's way to be most popular and downloaded by users is Bachman Turner Overdrive's "Takin Care of Business". The iToilet does not support No.3 and has a label reading "Taking laxatives it wrong."

Some acessories for the iToilet include skins, seat warmer, stylish toilet cleaners and attachable speakers.

LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO: May be balony.

by GOBias Industries September 19, 2005

itricky

very fat

person 1: "hey look it's itricky"
person 2: "ewww he's fat i don't like him"
itricky: "hi guys *eating food* what's happening"

by lepizzaboy October 20, 2020

ivorics

A white, caucasian, or anglo manner of speaking. Similar in meaning to but racially unique from ebonics. Also known as "The King's English," a reference to the language used in the King James version of the Bible, written in England in 1611.

Unlike Jim, who speaks in fluent ebonics, Bob speaks nothing but ivorics. Bob was out of place in the ghetto because of his ivoric manner of speaking.

by accu May 2, 2005

ivories

Piano keys. Now made from plastic or other synthetics, the keys were once made from elephant tusks.

Skinny Sanderson, you want to lower the lights, serve some champaign, and then tickle the ivories for a spell?

by Mike May 21, 2007

Ilori

Ilori is a girl who does what she's supposed to do. Ilori is a kind helpful funny girl that will help everyone she can

Ilori is amazing to everybody

by RebelRebooka March 8, 2016

itristan

iTristan is a notorious player on 2b2t. He is best known for his extensive knowledge of Java, alongside being involved in two of the three 2b2t backdoors. He was similarly a notorious griefer, hacker and member of several large bases. iTristan is credited with being one of the smartest players to play on 2b2t. They are the only player who ever spawned in and placed barrier blocks. His stash was found, but duped barrier blocks are unusable and can only be stored in a zombies hand or in a minecart chest due to the "disable block" plugin.

person 1: I got one of iTristan’s 32k’s that he backdoored in 2013

person 2: impossible, they were deleted by Hausemaster

by chrisisracist April 2, 2021

Itsriss_elesi’d

To scam & spread misinformation. Commit fraud.

Or

Run a backyard breeding business illegally

So I didn’t pay taxes, I just itsriss_elesi’d.

by ParvoQueen April 30, 2022