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Itchy grundle

An iritated scratch worthy gooch. Mainly aquired from poor personal hygiene, and/or unprotected sexual intercourse with a dirty, unbathed, disease infested female.
Man, i haven’t bathed in days. Now i got an itchy grundle and require aquaphore and baby powder.
by JerzeyJBoi June 12, 2018
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Itchy Pussy

To home girl! Come take a ride in my Itchy Pussy Diamante!
by smb0072962 April 9, 2021
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Sit-itch

The moment you are sitting down on a hard surface for a long period of time and you feel an uncontrollable itch on your butt due to the lack of blood flow to your butt so you try to scratch dem cheeks but it only gets worse. To fix this all you gotta do is: stand up, and move to the couch.
UGHH I keep scratching my butt! I got a sit-itch!”
by GrizBJiggen April 30, 2020
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Itasha

Itasha, literally "painmobile", is a Japanese term for an otaku fad of individuals decorating the bodies of their cars with characters of anime, manga, or video games (especially bishōjo game or eroge). These characters are predominately "cute" female. The decorations usually involve paint schemes and stickers. Automobiles are called Itasha, while similar motorcycles and bicycles are called itansha and itachari, respectively.

The cars are seen prominently in places such as Akihibara (Tokyo), Nipponbashi (Osaka), or Ōsu (Nagoya). Itasha also appears in customizable video games, such as Forza Motorsport 2.1 Itasha have also participated in various real motorsport events.
Itasha.
by phoebeisonfire July 4, 2011
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Itchy Beard

Said in response to a statement that is believed to be false. The previous example where the statement is "Do you believe in God?" and the response is "Itchy beard" is wrong simply because a question cannot be false.
Jack: "Mine's ten inches - and that's flaccid"
John: "Itchy beard!"
by mikeymike99 June 10, 2009
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itchy nipples

the result of someone thinking about you while they're masturbating
I'm out of town for the weekend and I've got itchy nipples. My girlfriend must be thinking about me while touching herself
by Babygoosekins February 8, 2010
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Itachi

One of the strongest characters in Naruto, he is the prodigy of the Uchiha clan.

Was the number one rookie at the mere age of 7, had mastered the sharingan at 8, became a Chuunin at 9, and became an ANBU Captain at 13. Now 17, he is considered as one of the best shinobis in Naruto.

He left Konoha after slaughtering his entire family, except for his little brother Sasuke.
Hate me...Run, run, run. Live like a weakling, and learn to have me.

Even he is stronger than me...
by Siegfried July 13, 2004
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