whatever

Not caring; I don't care.

"You know, what you said to me wasn't that nice" "Whatever" Might as well say, I don't care.

by C. Felix September 2, 2005

whatev

abbreviated and much cooler version of what ever.

Hey we're not going to be able to go to lunch until 12:15.

Reply: Whatev

by gwoodsy March 12, 2004

Whatevering

Whatevering does not include intimacy - for that I would use other words. Various activities that include mental (for me), <physical>, chat, tele-path-ic stuff.

Thank you for whatevering with me! (said at the end of a stream,for example)

by Ishkira May 11, 2021

Whatev

a shorter/lazier/cooooler version of whatever

Whoops forgot there was a test today... ahh whatev!

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

whatever

automatically wins any argument

"you think your so smart, well let me tell you something, blablablhablahblllbllblblbllblbahblahblahblah. get a life etc."

your reply: whatever moron.

by an anonymous source November 23, 2003

whatever

Either an idiot's response to an intellectual's question, or an intellectual's response to an idiot's question.

Intellectual: Why did you ask him if the car included a car?
Idiot: Whatever.

Idiot: Was the Sun created by God or what???
Intellectual: Whatever...

by Seamo March 28, 2008

whatever

When said in an annoyed tone, it means EFF OFF or SCREW YOU

Karm: You look fat in that dress.
Sue: WHATEVER.

by Miss AnGie January 19, 2003