I don't give a rats.

I don't care.

As in "I don't give a rats ass." Clever because, ass is implied.

Hey Brian, Jonas Brothers tickets go on sale tomorrow!

Brian: "I don't give a rats."

by gwoodsy February 25, 2009

wrinkled air

A fart:
The wrinkled lines used in cartoons
to indicate smell.

I just made wrinkled air.

by gwoodsy May 10, 2004

whatev

abbreviated and much cooler version of what ever.

Hey we're not going to be able to go to lunch until 12:15.

Reply: Whatev

by gwoodsy March 12, 2004