product-induced isolation and identity

The comical marketing and social control strategy where corporations pay the media to make everyone consider themselves so superior they will feel disgusted of most other people and stop interacting with them and satisfy their innate need to interact with others by overconsuming products, and simultaneously feel so inferior they will buy products to raise their self-esteem and improve their identity. Thus, selling consumers products which satisfy their emotional needs have become as profitable as those which satisfy their physical needs.

He had read every book on his wall-to-wall bookshelf and was exceptionally intelligent, but like perhaps many Americans, Product-Induced Isolation and Identity got him to only interact with his family members, have only one or no friends, rarely interact with other human beings, and satisfy his innate need to interact with others by purchasing products—such as his automobile, from which he came to derived his self-esteem and identity, or his computer and mobile device which essentially replace in-person human interaction. To top it all of, he just got his master's degree online in Mass Humbuggery and Manipulation.

by but for August 9, 2018

Pretty Boy Isolation

This is where you have a good friend who is better looking than you, but then when they are around another pretty boy in a group they are complete assholes to you and isolate you.

Grady Davidson has a friend who was less attractive in the group so when he hung out with Todd Halcomb he then became an asshole to the other friend. Pretty Boy Isolation

by No_Child_Support January 7, 2020

solocation

going on a vacation by yourself

You: I'm going on a solocation
Friend: Huh?
You: It's just going for a vacation or weekend getaway on my own
Friend: I see...

by whatever--- June 16, 2016

Italian Isolationist

Terrible nickname given to Kobe Bryant that is no where close to LeBron James nickname the "Akron Hammer" on any level.

Colin faile when he named Kobe Bryant the "Italian Isolationist"

by TsteelCity36 November 10, 2009

Isolationist

A person who separates a a family member from his/ her partner and keeps that person at home. Also bans that person from riding, going shopping, etc. Also a person that wants to keep the person home because he / she might start drama.

Her sister is a isolationist, she keeps me from going out to eat with the girl I love.

by gccradio2015 February 2, 2020

Mechanical Isolation

Mechanical Isolation is just the animal version of Blue Balls. It comes from an animal not being able to smash due to difference in genitalia. (Sidenote: Why are you looking for Biology terms on Urban Dictionary?)

Guy 1: Man, that dolphin's goin' through some Mechanical Isolation.
Guy 2: Sure is. It just needs to get laid.

by The7thComrade January 25, 2019

Self-isolation

A thing for cowards

Your in self-isolation so your a coward

by Not a coward101 March 21, 2020