iPhoneism

1.) complete addiction to the iPhone.
2.) teaching one to use the iPhone properly.

ex 1. Jack gave up his crack habbit, for the new iPhone!
ex2. Johns iPhoneism helped Pete figure out his new phone.

by unknownknown50 August 11, 2009

IPhone

something that everyone uses all day long. it is very sad if you are not on it all the time. the iPhone will one day take over the world and will destroy the humans on the planet earth

hind the iphones are coming

by bigjose November 22, 2018

iPhone

People that will make fun of you if you have android yet they spent $1000 for a phone that does less then android

1: Hey i bought the iPhone XS Max!
2: Don't care.
3: IPHONE SUCKS

by The iPhone Guy August 3, 2019

iphoner

people who love their iphone so much they get a boner when they think about it or play with their iphone.

dude, i was in class looking at the new apps and when i saw one anout world of warcraft, i totally got a iphoner in class.

by Paul Hoffmann February 4, 2009

iPhone

Phone that will break if you drop it two inches of the ground

" do you have the new iPhone ?"

" Yeah, but it broke. "

" how ?"

" oh , it dropped off of a couch."

by J. B. Mason January 15, 2015

iPhonic

One who engages in regular use with the Apple iPhone. An iPhonic is far superior to those who have regular cellular devices.

Mel: I really want an iPhone.
Andy: You won't become an iPhonic, you're scared.
Mel: Yes. Yes, I am.

by bradleyfrank June 19, 2010

iphoneitis

The Sharp pain you get from your index finger to you thumb, from holding and or useing your iphone or ipod to long.

Oh my gosh I've been on Facebook on my iphone for ever, I feel like I'm getting iphoneitis in my right hand

by BlondePinkandFabulous April 21, 2010