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HWS (Hypocrite Woman Syndrome)

Woman diagnosed with this syndrome will post on Facebook, Twitter, or any social site possible to state the trouble in finding "Real Men," usually putting them all in the "Friend Zone" and dating all "Jerks."
(Girl broke up a week ago)
Posts Images, Captions, and Statuses bashing her ex and other males.

FB Status Example: "Where are the good men at? Seriously!"

Girl 1: "I dont think there's any out there! Ummm"

Girl 2: "Well there isnt very many around here!"

Guy: "Problem is women look for different dogs with the same fleas. There are plenty of us out there. Did you check the friend zone?"

Girl 1: "Nah, thats not right. I can't think any of those guys as more than friends. Cherish their friendship too much."

Guy: "You sound like you have HWS (Hypocrite Woman Syndrome)"
by Good Guy Miles November 7, 2012
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hypocrite

A self-absorbed, arrogant prick who constantly pisses and moans about other people doing something wrong, yet engages in such behavior anyway. Probably someone who has a really ugly girlfriend named Pinky.
Wow, did you hear about how Brandon fucks his girlfriend twice a day, yet complains about other people being horny? What a fucking hypocrite!
by wakatakalaka August 4, 2008
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Hypnocrite

A person who tells you one thing then does the opposite. then when you pull them up on it they convince you that you are a sea otter (or something else). Like a hypocrite, but with a twist.
Jan is a real hypnocrite, Last week I tried to tell her she wasn't doin' the job the way she said it had to be done and next thing I know I am clucking like a chicken...
by David the librarian August 2, 2010
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Hypocrite

Everyone including myself
"He is such a hypocrite... I mean, who lies to someone?"
by Pizzerk July 31, 2012
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Hypocriception

(noun) 1. a hypocritical notion within a hypocritical notion; derived from the term "hypocrisy" mixed with the title of the popular movie "inception"
Hypocriception at its finest: you are such a hypocrite about being hypocritical!
by #3 W#0 MU57 N07 B3 N4M3D September 19, 2011
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Hypocriticism

When someone has a double standard and criticizes you for doing something they themselves are constantly guilty of
Dani just told me not to talk to girls...but she talks to guys all the time...such hypocriticism
by Bennyboi265 October 7, 2019
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Hypocritis Disease

Person 1: "Dude, you gotta work on your acne, your face looks like a pepperoni pizza!"

Person 2: "Well you have worse acne than me! You, my friend, have hypocritis disease!"
by FireOnSteroids July 28, 2020
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