Hussein

A uniquely sexy, hot, and charming person with a magical smile, amazing body, and a very big and rock hard cock.

Riley: "Hey girls, did you see that Hussein guy there?"
Lara: "OMG, I wish he'd hit the bed with me!"
Trisha: "No way! He's better than all others!"

by AllAround69 July 3, 2016

husseined

To be video recorded with a cell phone, without your prior knowledge or consent, and then have that video posted to the internets.

Sally was upset to find out that her roomate had husseined her after being gangbanged by at the local fraternity house by a herd of miniature stallions. Apparently the video was much higher quality than Sally had hoped and it was soon circulated amongst close members of her family and the rest of the viewing public.

by fregan January 8, 2007

Hussein

A true intellectual, blessed with a giant penis his ability to fuck women is uncanny especially if they have a son called Tarek. A true Hussein also happens to be a extremely sexy and attractive man who excelled in sports. His only downfall is that his penis is so large it scrapes along the floor

Tarek:”Who keeps fucking my mom”

Hussein:”I think I might have an idea”

by Dragon-Deeznuts December 22, 2019

hasselhoffowned

To be 'owned' by various pictures of David Hasselhoff. Especially the much feared hypno-thong picture.

Dude you just got Hasselhoffowned.

by Hue Jass March 11, 2005

Fuck off, Hasselhoff!

Angry rejection of a statement, suggestion or request.

Doug: Can I have one of your Schnitzels?
Alex: Fuck off, Hasselhoff! You must get your own.

by MrFurius May 6, 2010

husslin

The art of get rich schemes, overnight businesses, selling whatever doing whatever all in the name of the almighty DOLLAR!

Q says: " Yo I'm selling dvds, cds, and movie tickets. I also do taxes, deal with immigration issues and I can fix ya car just name the right price."

J says: " Yo u stay husslin"

by Big Tash February 8, 2007

hessel

To be extremely well "equipped" in the pants. (aka big penis)

From German and Ancient Teutonic descent

Those Hessels put the whole neighborhood to shame.

by echolopia September 28, 2006