humans

Very clever(?) parasites that manage not only to manipulate other lifeforms in order to fulfil their ever expanding desires, but also to brainwash themselves into believing that they are doing this for the good of these others.

"I enjoy hanging out with him when there is nobody else available, not because his pathetic existence makes me feel better about mine, and not because I am afraid of being alone,..... it's because we're friends and I think he needs company"

by Daffy September 14, 2005

Stonerifous Humanous

Stonerifous Humanous is a species that is very closely related to the homo sapiens. The species can also be called SFH for short. SFH smoke a substance called marijuana as much as possible. They are very happy most of the time. All they need is their marijuana, munchies (food), something to drink and music. Their favorite type of music is often calming music. They are most commonly found listening to Sublime. This species is very unique and is still undergoing study.

Stonerifous Humanous is a cool species.

by Jesse [At Least 90] May 30, 2007

Mental Abuse To Humans

Math.

What’s 9+10?
I don’t wanna do mental abuse to humans no more.

by XxAmogus69 January 24, 2022

Humans/homosapiens

The most idiotic, stupidest, craziest, most uniquely queer species to ever roam the face of earth, possessing the strangest origin story in the galaxy. In the start, humans were mildly stupid, lived in caves with optimus prime and his gang of dinosaurs. One day, a curious human (named the manly name of Chuck)decided it would be great it he just cut off a whole thick layer of fur because he thought it made him look like a fag. Then all his friends saw him and they were like, wydwyl. He explained but they freakin laughed at him and then told optimus prime what their friend had done. optimus was furious so he sent his army of dinosaurs to find Chuck and eat his spleen. But as you know, Chuck Norris didn't back down and made himself a coat of dino skins later(that's why dinosaurs are extinct). Now after this optimus prime was very mad so he climbed out of his stupid little hole in a cliff and set off to hunt down Chuck. now Chuck was a very smart guy-he knew about bear grylls before he was even born into existence, so he got to high ground and drank his own piss to rehydrate. When optimus finaly apeared it was already sunset and chuck was ready to face him without a warning, optimus prime began to run at chuck norris at lightspeed, but Chuck was faster. he pulled out a Michael bay movie DVD and stuffed optimus prime into the small disk. And that is how we came to be the humans we are today.

I know the stuff above is complete gibberish nonsense about humans/homosapiens

by Don't Look Into Their Eyes December 21, 2016

humanostics

Humanostics was born by combining "human" with "diagnostics"

Companies excel through focussing on their humanostics i.e. setting the strongest teams, using dianogstics to assess candidates and to inspire existing team members to perform optimally

by sturpede March 24, 2019

we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.

a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.

by Sexydimma September 21, 2017

Humans

The third most intelligant species on the planet Earth, despite believing themselves to be the most intelligant.

The most smart and second-most smart are Mice and Dolphins, respectively.

by Atog April 30, 2005