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Humphrey the rat

A big rat that is, in fact, a freAKING HIDEOUS GIANT sweater who likes them big and chunky.
AHHHHHHHH HUMPHREY THE RAT IS CHASING ME GET AWAY YOU MENACE!!!
by VERy L4arg3 March 7, 2019
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Justin Humphries

Sexy man with attractive goatee, Steelers fan and everyone loves him
Justin Humphries is the sexiest man i have ever met in my entire life
by pittsburgh000 June 3, 2010
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Dan Humphrey

' Dan Humphrey ' a character from the series Gossip Girl.
Humdrum Humphrey is one of his deserved nicknames.

Well, in the beginning he was such the 'good' guy in some opinions of fans who have no idea. NO, he is not good or nice or almost good looking. His hair looks like a cadaver and grows regardless of consequences. It's simply an impertinence for us viewers!

He's is a jealous manipulative, sneaky etc.

His books are crap.
He is crap.
His father is crap.
His clothes are crap.
And have I even said he is crap?
Dan Humphrey :Can you help me I'm a little slut.
Me :Screw you Humdrum Humphrey.
by Fireworks_32 November 7, 2012
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all humphried up

1.) to have a crush on someone
2.) to be obsessed with someone or something
I think she's all humphried up over that guy.

I'm all humphried up about Doritos.
by Lefter Gasping January 21, 2008
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Dan Humphrey

Daniel Randolph "Dan" Humphrey is a fictional character in the best selling Gossip Girl book series, is portrayed by Penn Badgley.

Amongst others main characters, He is the only one who has lots of nicknames such as Cabbage Patch, Humphrey,Labrador, Donut, Brooklyn's Benedict Arnold (by Blair Waldorf), Lonely Boy and D (by Gossip Girl).
He is the writer of Inside and Monarch of Manhattan in (TV series version)
Dan Humphrey is considered to be an intellectual when it comes to writing and literature.
Dan "Lonely Boy" Humphrey is the son of rocker Rufus Humphrey, and is the older sibling of Jenny Humphrey.
Dan Humphrey and Blair Waldorf manage to fool Georgina into thinking that Dan would like to meet up with her.
by dairlena August 11, 2012
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punch humphrey

(A)The sound it makes to pass wind or (fart) silently ,very dangerous.A silent fictional tv charactor (Humphrey bear)
Did someone just (punch humphrey)! omg
Who just (punched humphrey)?
bath time is a good time to (puch humphry)! -bubbles-
by loopy2 November 16, 2006
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Homo Humphrey

A large badger with 8 inch long ass hairs who is known to have a love for people of the african descent. He is rather slow witted and and growls when he doesnt understand what your saying. Many have misunderstood his quiet mumbles as english but believe it or not this is just a mating call.

The term homo comes from when he was a young badger and touched the neighbor badgers penis as he could not find his own and of course the time when he yelled to one of his schoolmates, "Eww, you want a girl to fuck you." This was followed by much laughter.
"Stop playing the tit guitar you homo humphrey."
"Quit being a homo Humphrey."
"Stop tiddling the tam Homo Humphrey."
by The Sultan of Swagger June 2, 2009
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