Rabbit-holed

The process of accidentally losing an entire day of otherwise productive time to an expansive, multipage website found through a random link or, more commonly, when directed there by a friend.

Please, stop linking me to SCP-wiki, tvtropes, college humor, icanhascheezburger, urban dictionary and the like. I just don't have the willpower, and if I keep getting rabbit-holed while I'm at work it's going to get me fired.

by Ryvita August 28, 2009

hosed

1.utterly and undoubtedly affixiated in a troublesome situation
2. reflecting on a situation in a negative manner

syn: Jacked, screwed, fucked

"we got hosed tommy, we got hosed"

by wise February 14, 2003

cover & hover

What you do when using a public or portable restroom whenever you have to bust a grump. You layer the seat with toilet paper and hover so your ass cheeks don't get tainted.

I had too much meat on a stick and warm beer at Lolapalooza so I had to deliver a huge order. The johnny on the spot had urine crusted pubes on the seat so I had to use like 3 layers of TP before I went into the cover and hover.

by Charlie Golf May 13, 2004

hosed up

To be completely messed up or ruined; FUBAR-ed (fucked up beyond all recognition)

He really hosed up that project.

by dHALL November 3, 2007

Hovadose

When you've heard way too much Jay-Z.

That 'Empire State of Mind' track is aight, but if I hear it one more time, I think I'm gonna hovadose.

I hovadosed on The Blueprint. Can't really bump it anymore.

by Erroneous Jones February 10, 2010

Hoedozer

Very similar to a brodozer except all of the stickers are now pink. If they are really classy it also has parts of the truck painted pink as well. If questioning whether or not truck belongs to bro or hoe look for excessive pink, worse than usual parking jobs, car seats/baby on board signs, extra tasteless chrome add-ons, and stepladder running boards(not enough of an indicator by themselves as short man syndrome also requires step ladder running boards).

Hoedozers can often be found in the parking lots of trendy bars, 24 hour fitness gyms with beginner yoga classes, day cares, and overpriced mall boutiques. Especially common in oil field towns and rodeos.

Use caution while approaching occupants of said vehicles. They have been know to not see you while driving, talk excessively about how much they love their sugar daddy, and bore you with stories about how "my kids are my world" despite spending 4 nights a week at the bar.

That hoedozer is so tall I don't know how she gets the kids in their car seats.

by Wyoming is awesome chick 1990 July 2, 2015

Hoedom

The geographic area in which a permiscuous woman residies and maintains her reign. Within these lands, even after her death, her legacy will remain.

"Look hoe, everything the light touches is yours. This is your hoedom."

by cl0ud9 September 2, 2017