Runescape housewife 

when a lazy no good housewife takes up runescape, becomes real good or addicted and neglects her family,health,and life.

omg look at pam over their. her ass looks like a shelf and shes divorced. she must be a Runescape housewife!!

Runescape housewife by truthtellerr July 28, 2009

Brentwood Housewife 

A rich suburban housewife, who lives in a huge house with a maid and a gardner and a very rich husband, nearly always very WASP like.
Originates from the Brentwood district in L.A but now applies to rich women of all areas.

Sandra Bullock in Crash, Anglina Jolie in Mr and Mrs Smith, Kirsten Cohen in the O.C

-hey, see that woman on the schoolrun in her big black SUV?
-yeah, what a Brentwood Housewife!

Brentwood Housewife by adamw89 August 30, 2006

50s housewife

A domestic goddess who shares alot of stereotypical, outdated, characteristics of women in the 1950s, such as:

.Wearing pearls while baking
.Acts extremely naive when it comes to sex.
.Very cheery, pretends to be happy.
.Treats her husband like a king, literally.
.Needs to looks her absolute best while working her ass off.
.Prepares dinner an hour early before he husband comes home from work.
.Lets her hubby do all the talking for her.
.Bright, sunny, insanely clean house.
.Sexually repressed.
.Wears demure, feminine clothes.
.Fantasies about other men, such as a next door neighbor, her son's best friend or a celeb.
.Never speaks her mind.
.On her free time, sometimes goes shopping or to the beauty salon.

"Shes dedicating her life as a homemarker?"
"What is she trying to a 50s housewife?"

50s housewife by AJV14 January 9, 2008

Crappy Housewife 

What Tonje Langeteig does not want to be.

Tonje Langeteig: I woke up one morning and thought I was young, but no no no no my youth was gone. I don't wanna be a crappy housewife.
Person: This makes "Friday" sound good!

Crappy Housewife by datgurrrllll November 29, 2011

Feminist Housewife 

A person who submits to traditional 1950s roles while also maintaining a sense of new age woman's liberation.

Lucy stepped into the role of a Feminist Housewife when she made banal lettuce sandwiches for her husband and son in the dinning room while her and her daughter ate homemade mac and cheese in the kitchen.

Feminist Housewife by SquareTableKnight November 28, 2021

compulsive housewife disorder 

A condition found in young women characterised by an uncontrollable urge to cook and clean for family and friends, and otherwise take care of them the way a housewife would, though the subject is not married or a mother. Also known as CHD.

My compulsive housewife disorder kicked in at that party last night. I cleaned up vomit, nursed a few unconscious girls, and cooked breakfast in the morning.

compulsive housewife disorder by HighWire June 23, 2006

Desperate Housewife 

A shot; when you empty a bottle of pills into a glass of whiskey and just down it, and then you lie down somewhere and wonder what will happen to you.

On the Whiskey Tour, we got so drunk we almost let Mike take a Desperate Housewife, but then told him not to.

Desperate Housewife by Formina Sage July 24, 2010