desperate housewives

Great television show that airs 9 est/8 cst, that is about a buncha of "desperate housewives" uses stereotypical women.

Desperate housewives a great show! You should watch it!!!

by bryan November 21, 2004

housewiferous

To feel or perform in the manner of a housewife.

I'm feeling very housewiferous today. I think I'll scrub the floors.

by Mare Bear June 12, 2009

housewife cocktail

Xanax and Red Wine

Got a bottle of josh cab and a couple beans. Me and the boys gonna rip some housewife cocktails tonight

by Goldman, ron November 24, 2020

Desperate Housewives

n: A television show on ABC about suburban life on Wisteria Lane. Focuses on 4 main characters and their lives.

"'Desperate Houswives' is an excellent show!"

by Kewball June 5, 2005

Desperate Housewives

Probably the most unrealistic tv show ever, were about five people die in one year on just one street. but that's the fun of it :)

Desperate Housewives

there has been a tornado, a hostage situation, a plane crash, many suicides.
someone has managed to gain his sight after been blind
someone decided to wake up a lesbian
but we all love it :)

by Buckle1234 June 27, 2010

compulsive housewife disorder

A condition found in young women characterised by an uncontrollable urge to cook and clean for family and friends, and otherwise take care of them the way a housewife would, though the subject is not married or a mother. Also known as CHD.

My compulsive housewife disorder kicked in at that party last night. I cleaned up vomit, nursed a few unconscious girls, and cooked breakfast in the morning.

by HighWire June 23, 2006

housenote

The character "play" says it in the movie "house party 2", the other two people in this room are unsure if it is urban derived.

Yours Sincerely,
Kylie, Jason, And Ben

"I should be charging you a housenote for those records." - Play

by Ben May 13, 2005