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Hotel Banquet

A shitty pre-made meal served to hundreds of hapless guests by dozens of hapless servers. Usually features chicken cordon bleu.

Not a meal you wanted.
Guest 1: Hey what's for dinner after the wedding?

Guest 2: It's a hotel banquet!

Guest 1: shitty chicken cordon bleu?

Guest 2: Yep!
by We know it really is broken October 4, 2013
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Hostile Hooker

When you accidentally run over a hooker on your way to college and she starts to kick your car door.
Amy: “How do we get rid of this hostile hooker?”
Person 2: “ Don’t worry she might die from all the pills she ingested today, what a dumb hoe
by Amymamy December 8, 2020
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Person 1: have you ever been to Tranquility Base Hotel and Casino?

Person 2: yeah they have a pretty good taqueria there, definitely four stars out of five
by MarkSpeaking February 11, 2022
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Hotel Wipe

Keith said he's never felt cleaner than after a good hotel wipe.
by Itsnotnutella December 5, 2014
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Raven Hosted

To be banned from a group chat on stickam
"yo dude, u just got raven hosted!"
"Toally just raven hosted that n00b"
by fukfacemcgee October 21, 2012
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Hazbin Hotel

Hazbin Hotel: the most kid friendly show in existence.

As of right now, there is only a single episode (being the pilot) created by Vivziepop, an experienced animator on YouTube. The episode follows Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she- okay no who am I kidding. If you want an actual summary, take a look at Wikipedia or watch the episode yourself.

Okay, so, we follow this girl named Charlie as she makes friends with a creepy deer guy who needs to brush his teeth, a cute little cyclops girl who is most definitely gonna kill someone, a bipedal alcoholic cat, and a mobster spider pornstar that fucks guys for a living. Oh yeah and there's also Vaggie. I love her but she's a bitch.
Kid 1: Hey, have you seen Hazbin Hotel?
Kid 2: No, what is it?
Kid 1: Ok so there's this gay spider dude named Angel Dust and-
Kid 2: Isn't Angel Dust the name of a drug-
Kid 1:
by [Insert creative name] December 26, 2019
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hoetel

a motel that is typically used by people to sleep with hookers
Frank paid the prostitute 65$ and took her with him to the hoetell to bang her.
by lmxdurgex January 29, 2009
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