Hostagous

Outragously Hostile. A combonation of the word. Often used in my home country of Kazjickaztan.

Mr. abdul became hostagous after seeing fluffy peeing all over his flower bed!! LOLZ it was sooo funny!

by [eXo5] May 7, 2007

Hasta la later

Similar to 'Hasta la vista' but used for people you don't like.

Aw yeah I won! Hasta la later, Keith!

by Trivialcanine September 7, 2016

Hasta la vista, baby

The term "Hasta la vista" is a Spanish farewell that can be literally translated as "Until the (next) sighting" and means "See you later" and "Goodbye". This term, with the added word "baby" - "Hasta la vista, baby" - was used in the popular hit song from 1987, "Looking for a New Love" by Grammy Award winner Jody Watley.1 It was also used in the 1988 Tone Lōc single "Wild Thing". The use of the term in Terminator 2: Judgment Day immortalized it as a popular catchphrase worldwide.
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John Connor: No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don't say "affirmative", or some shit like that. You say "no problemo". And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say "eat me". And if you want to shine them on it's "hasta la vista, baby".
The Terminator: Hasta la vista, baby.

by AlexaJenT December 1, 2013

Hontas

Vagina. It is derived from Pocahontas or (Poke-a-Hontas), and is traditionally used in the context of a penis that will "poke" a "hontas".

I'd like to poke a hontas tonight.

Where is all the hot hontas at?

by ds2593 October 1, 2014

Hasta mañana

(Spanish) See you tomorrow.

Hasta mañana amigo.

by Dancing with Fire June 28, 2013

YouTube Hostage

When someone forces you to watch a YouTube video that you have no interest in watching, and you feel that it would rude and awkward to decline.

Tim: Hey John, check out this YouTube of Snail migration, it's hilarious.

*shoves phone/tablet/computer in John's face*
*12 minutes later*
John: yeah that was interesting...
Tim: let me show you another one!

John: Dude you can't just take me YouTube Hostage like that, you are wasting valuable moments of my life here.

by Demondeaconjh September 4, 2015

Hastadized

Getting skeeted on by a man at a dance club whose penis is lodged in the top of his pants. The skeeting occurs when the man repeatedly grinds with a young girl at an 18+ dance club until he is stimulated enough and releases his seed on the woman's body and/or the dance floor.

Jake: "Damn, I just hastadized that chick. Looks like my night is over early."

Slutty Underaged Girl: "That is the fourth time I've been hastadized at this club. Time to throw these clothes away and find the new jump off."

by Krayzee Eyes Killah October 18, 2008