Horsy Jeff

A mythical creature, who drinks rainier beer and gets girls to by it for him on 'dates'.
(Beware: will fuck moms roommate)

Dude Horsy Jeff banged my moms roommate last night, AWESOME!

by JonnyMiller January 20, 2009

horstmann

a last name that only cool people have

kara is so cool her last name is horstmann

by kh99006685 June 17, 2008

Eat it like a horsey

When one drunken college friend offers another a small morsel to eat, but in order to receive said food the individual must "eat it like a horsey," which means they must lick/chew it off their hand.

Moly:You want some of this pizza?
Gresson: Yes!!!!
Moly: EAT IT LIKE A HORSEY

by Poop Master General October 19, 2012

horsey-head

A long, large oddly shaped head.

Oscar looks like a pony because of his horsey-head.

by reesewords August 19, 2008

Hirsty

To become so drunk that you lose control of your bowels.

Dam it I knew I should've had finished that bottle of vodka last night, I did a hirsty.

by Wedding goer August 1, 2011

horstort

The study of past events, particularly in human affairs.

“My favorite subject in school is Horstort.”

by nasty john July 21, 2023

Mississippi horsey pants

a cunt

She was a Mississippi horsey pants.

by Mississippi horsey pants January 5, 2018